indvlge:

A different angle :)

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

Me and my girl tho

I be at the beach bro on the eastside ;)

Tho

My nigga im bout dat life OFWGKTA

khaayyee:

Checkout the Funniest Detention Slips Here:

That is mahogany! Ohgod. Hahahaha.

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s!”

tardis-blue-boxes:

larry-in-the-tardis:

abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you…

heartless:

menta-verde:

fuckyourfreckles:

bitchyougood:

she’s really beautiful and her hair looks so good with bangs like that and honestly if i were pregnant with huge hormonal titties like that i’d wear a babydoll dress to accentuate them too

honestly she looks fucking adorable

why does she keep dressing like she’s trying to hide the fact she’s pregnant like she’s embarrassed about it or something it really pisses me off DRESS LIKE A PREGNANT LADY

shes not hiding it her work is centered around her appearance and fashion sense 

Yes, there would be a creepy man on the side eyeballing her like he’s about to attack…